*opens menu*
Mormon: A man can have more than one burger.
Jews and Catholics: eat your burger and feel guilty about it.
Agnostic: not sure if they will have a burger or not.
Rastafarian: eat your burger in the smoking section.
Scientology: Your first burger is only $150.00
Islam: There in One Burger and God Burger is it’s Kitchen
Evengelical: It’s a personal relationship with your burger.
Zen: The Burger isn’t found by searching.
Existentialist: Being a burger is what makes it a burger.
Alcoholics Anonymous: Burgers, one day at a time.Oh and look who’s running the cash register… Pontius Pilate!
*closes menu*
I dunno if i still wanna a god burger… Lucifers Hot Dogs across the road sell lemonade.