1. Notes: 33 / 2 years ago  from absoluticris
   

   absoluticris:

   *opens menu*

   Mormon: A man can have more than one burger.
   Jews and Catholics: eat your burger and feel guilty about it.
   Agnostic: not sure if they will have a burger or not.
   Rastafarian: eat your burger in the smoking section.
   Scientology: Your first burger is only $150.00
   Islam: There in One Burger and God Burger is it’s Kitchen
   Evengelical: It’s a personal relationship with your burger.
   Zen: The Burger isn’t found by searching.
   Existentialist: Being a burger is what makes it a burger.
   Alcoholics Anonymous: Burgers, one day at a time.

   Oh and look who’s running the cash register… Pontius Pilate!

   *closes menu*

   I dunno if i still wanna a god burger… Lucifers Hot Dogs across the road sell lemonade.

    

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The name is Anahita.
I am all about change and a revolution.
Being different isnt a bad thing.
Im not a fan of society.
And I dont really like being social, but
the norm tells me I should be.

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